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Coolest Guy

from Yesterday's Slime by Brian Damage

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You're the coolest guy that I've ever seen
You look like all the people in the magazines
Perfect smile and perfect jeans
Don't know if it's the chromosomes or the Levi's that I mean
Your hair is great and it ain't even teased
When you speak all the ladies freeze
I'll say this and you'd have to agree
Even Jesus Christ would drop to his knees

I know what you're hiding from them
I know that you're lying to them

You're the coolest guy that I ever saw
In the parking lot at the Dayton Mall
Everyone around you seems so small
Every single one is at your beck and call
Your phone number is in the bathroom stall
I'd be a liar if I said I don't call

I know what you're hiding from them
I know that you're lying to them

How do you sleep at night?
You can't think you're right

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from Yesterday's Slime, released March 5, 2021

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Brian Damage Columbus, Ohio

Brian Damage is a synth-driven rock outfit from Columbus, Ohio. The band was founded by Brian Baker (Brat Curse, DANA, Hydrone, Sega Genocide, Smug Brothers, Sam Pellegringo, Yakuza Heart Attack, Astro Fang, Jet Kid Committee, The Dunes, Civilize Saturn) in 2020. The debut album “Yesterday’s Slime” takes it's cue from a long line of Ohio heroic art-damaged, indie rock guitar bands. ... more

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